On 24/01/2023 17:44, My Eyes, MY EYES! wrote:
> Please close the door first.... PLEASE!<g>

:-)

The saga - song and dance - continues.

Dealing directly with Manchester now. Lovely lass but could very well
be a city in Bangladesh. The world needs a new common language, so when
the aliens arrive they have only one set of mumblings to deal with.

Just kidding - the support has been great so far.

Turns out Dun and Bradstreet had something correct that I got wrong -
instead of the registered physical address on corporate documents I gave
them cloud 9 hovering above camel thorn tree 666 somewhere in darkest
Africa. I mixed up where we actually are [de facto] with where we
legally are [de jure]. Schroedinger's cat comes to mind. Maybe we are
decidedly not, or anywhere, or nowhere, or in a parallel universe.

Tomorrow we continue the interrogation. I lost the battle to get the
required proof of human existence to be executed with a photo shoot [or
should that be photoshop] with bikini on the beach. Instead a dull
office impression had to suffice.

A stiff gin and tonic and I am ready to help with the next set of questions.

Cheers
Andre